louisgirldirectioner:

HE IS SURROUNDED BY THREE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN BIKINIS AND BATHING SUITS AND THE HAS BOTH HANDS AT HIS SIDE, TUCKED INTO HIS POCKETS

PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW HE IS A STRAIGHT WOMANIZER WHO SLEEPS WITH OVER 400 WOMEN A YEAR

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christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

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dankickedphilsstickz:

We know you bought Tumblr, we know there is nothing we can do about it now, but we only request one thing. 

Please, PLEASE do NOT ALLOW FUCKING CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE DO NOT MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY, OKAY? THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN SHIP AND READ ALL THE GAY SMUT WITHOUT FEELING BAD OR GUILTY AND NOT TO MENTION, THE ONLY PLACE WE DO NOT  GET JUDGED BY IT. PLEASE DON’T MAKE IT FAMILY FRIENDLY.

Thank you, that is all we ask for

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• parents: your room is a mess
• me: you should see my life